Weird DM's: Expensive Mistakes
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  • Tamara
    Tamara

    11:14 BRUHHH she seriously sounds like them IGCSE English listening test loool

  • Julia Hallenbeck
    Julia Hallenbeck

    I-I was, I was, I was, I was Gonna say something that would solve all our problems But then I got drunk and I forgot what I was talking about I forgot what I was talking about And don't you, don't you, don't you know? There's nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody There's nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody but you (but you) Than to be loved by everybody but you, (but you) but you If I could get my shit together I'm gonna run away and never see any of you again Never see any of you again I hope the roof flies off and we get blown out into space I-I always make such expensive mistakes I know it's just a number but you're the eighth wonder I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) When they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh, whoa) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color Woke up on the wrong side of p-p-paradise So when I say, "I'm sorry, I'm late" I wasn't showing up at all I really mean I didn't plan on showing up at all Don't you, don't you, don't you know? I hate all my friends, I miss the days when I pretended I hate all my friends, I miss the days when I pretended with you I miss the days when I pretended with you, with you If I can get my shit together I'm gonna run away and never see any of you again Never see any of you again I hope the roof flies off and we get blown out into space I-I always make such expensive mistakes I know it's just a number but you're the eighth wonder I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh) When they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) When they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color If we hadn't done this thing I think I'd be a medicine man So I could get high on our supply whenever I can-an I became such a strange shape, such a strange shape From trying to fit in, yeah I became such a strange shape, such a strange shape, yeah I hope the roof flies off and we get blown out into space I-I always make such expensive mistakes I know it's just a number but you're the eighth wonder I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) When they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color (Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa) I'll stop, I'll stop wearing black when they make, when they make, when they make (Whoa) I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color

    • Julia Hallenbeck
      Julia Hallenbeck

      I had to do it.

  • Lala Manning
    Lala Manning

    That ladies voice is even the same as the twitch chat

  • Max Smith
    Max Smith

    That blonde chick is hitting those “s”s a little too hard

  • Kibble Gaming
    Kibble Gaming

    I don’t know if I’m stupid or something, but the “$300 for the random white boy band” went right over my head. Like I chuckled but I didn’t really get it. I mean I guess it’s just like you can imagine the type of person that was, like Noel said (like some stan on Twitter).

  • Charlie O'Steen
    Charlie O'Steen

    “Aye I got cheated on, smoked some weed, now I watch Noel. How’d you start watching him?”

  • Ana Allen
    Ana Allen

    noel think we dumb lmao all his videos sponsored now. Like all the shows he reviews are not real and he's literally giving them all glowing reviews

  • Jazmin Astorga
    Jazmin Astorga

    how did u know i was doing my laundry

  • xx cc
    xx cc

    high asf and i was actually ab to go do the laundry and that begininsg tripped me out for a min g

  • Casablumpkin
    Casablumpkin

    I had to go for a run and sweat the toxins out after that "expensive fade" line. Too sinister.

  • Soogawchoo
    Soogawchoo

    9:29 Is that dude from fact feind lmao

  • ĐJ ĶHÁŁÍĐ
    ĐJ ĶHÁŁÍĐ

    Just an amazing series 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • Payne Kaufmann
    Payne Kaufmann

    13:00☠️

  • Kayla Donovan
    Kayla Donovan

    when noel was pretending to be a college student and said “where’s the chicken?” 💀💀

  • Grace Leonardson
    Grace Leonardson

    some people struggle with saying no :(

  • Maisy Ryan
    Maisy Ryan

    I haven’t even watched the video yet but as it started I went to do my laundry. I feel TARGETED...

  • The Other Guy
    The Other Guy

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the FBI went to arrest Noel after what he said about the Bermuda Triangle 😂

  • domenico larocca
    domenico larocca

    noel whoever edits yr videos deserves several awards

  • B Young
    B Young

    “The most expensive fade you will ever get” 😂😂💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • Tristan Renee
    Tristan Renee

    Lmao I had to come back and like bc I had already walked away when you called me out 😂😂😂😂

  • maria.elena
    maria.elena

    11:07 this is comedic art

  • Lady Bug on a Lemon Tree
    Lady Bug on a Lemon Tree

    so im honestly curious as to where he got the actors from.

  • syd
    syd

    this pc shit is so ridiculously dumb, a person who sells sex for money isn't a business person, a "sex worker" they're lost. Another example of how PC people think they're the good guys but they're being the opposite. most prostitutes have been sold into their work because of drug addiction, etc, and yall trying to normalize that shit like its a respectable career? fuck out of here, they need help

  • Owls are everything
    Owls are everything

    I can’t even focus on the stories just the people he hired to read the stories to him.😂

  • Raschel Antunez
    Raschel Antunez

    I WAS LITERALLY FOLDING MY CLOTHES WHILE WATCHING THIS 😂😂

  • Why Tho
    Why Tho

    Sexpensives smistakess

  • Me Rade
    Me Rade

    7:18 missed opportunity for 'expensive mistake and a valuable lesson'. double expensive is weak

  • Mary Countess
    Mary Countess

    luv u

  • Mary Countess
    Mary Countess

    peter rabbit? that's the one you chose? read a book mi luv

  • vexed rose
    vexed rose

    #1 😭😭😭😭

  • vexed rose
    vexed rose

    those raycons look like shit 🤣

  • Simply Ashley
    Simply Ashley

    I’m with you I’ll buy a kfc long 🤔

  • Rebecca Sorgini
    Rebecca Sorgini

    Noel is kind of a king

  • Trobo TicTac
    Trobo TicTac

    Why are your videos like YT poops now

  • McKinley Mickelson
    McKinley Mickelson

    Repeat after me: making a bad purchase doss NOT constitute as fraud and does NOT mean get your money back!!! (Sincerely, a former banker employee who’s heard a lot of stupid shiii)

  • noah smith
    noah smith

    “thats the most expensive fade youll ever pay for” BAHAHOSOAOAKANHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAGAGA

  • MP Rabie
    MP Rabie

    "before you put me on your second monitor" Literally as I do it

  • Isabel G.
    Isabel G.

    The fact that I was actually doing my laundry while I clicked on this video

  • TheWipal
    TheWipal

    you totally used fiver

  • ThermalRain_YT
    ThermalRain_YT

    That's funny I actually do turn you on when I'm at work....well I didnt mean...ok I'm gonna just leave

  • AuJB
    AuJB

    My dude literally got me at the beginning. I'm sitting here doing my hw with this dude on my second monitor. I hadn't liked the video and I hadn't subbed. I got caught in 4k bro.

  • Kit Norris
    Kit Norris

    Had to like when you called me out for having you on my second monitor - oup.

  • Skye P
    Skye P

    i feel like i've heard the song that noel was listening to in the raycon commercial but I can't remember what it is

  • J Cannon
    J Cannon

    Marriage, worlds most expensive mistake

  • yo boi Jerry
    yo boi Jerry

    Hey just a reminder that Jesus Christ loves you and died for us , we need to follow him and his teachings for salvation I hope you’re doing great take it easy and God bless 🙏

  • samuelmarthouse
    samuelmarthouse

    Them fire logs fire I ain’t Gon lie 🤣

  • Kareena Almanza
    Kareena Almanza

    shoulda mentioned the fact that raycons sing u a lil tune when u turn them on, thats def a selling factor lmfaoo i love my "raaAaaAyyycoOOn power on"

  • oight
    oight

    hahahahhaha the british student oh my daysss i know that guy is a proper wee nerd, stephen fry audiobook after the club lmaooo, guy sounds like most programming students on their first “mad” night out 😭 but the student card for a mcflurry, reminds me of the last time i pulled that move was in the city i studied. there was a big fight there with two chavs and another couple, chavs and the couple started fighting, manager jumped out over the counter and got punched, then the manager started punching the chav guy and the lassie chav was pure battering one of the other guys omg lol. they got banned from the town centre cause they came back the next day after getting arrested to fight the original folk again 😂 there’s a video of it, i remember the next day the aftermath and i got shown the video of it when we were waiting outside mcdonalds, video is even better than i’m describing cause of the scottish commentary by the guy filming.

  • oight
    oight

    LMAOOOOO THE WHITE BOY BAND ONE

  • Alexia Kane
    Alexia Kane

    PLZZZZZ keep getting these ppl to read these that british white lady saying “took my bag” SENT MEEEEE

  • Aaron Patmor
    Aaron Patmor

    Hey you think you can slide me the contact if the KFC fire log guy? It's definitely not for insurance purposes

  • VikhrovZ Channel
    VikhrovZ Channel

    he put this channel after weed, that's saying something

  • Bunny
    Bunny

    “Broke ass college student” “Spent 3k out of pocket” Okay

  • Jedi Padawan Sha’a Gi
    Jedi Padawan Sha’a Gi

    Man edited his face on to his face

  • dekusprout
    dekusprout

    I do kind of want a KFC fire log now

  • Reid Curry
    Reid Curry

    as if you hired people to read the stories, golden

  • Garrett Zaporowski
    Garrett Zaporowski

    The fact that he knew I was doing my laundry has me convinced we’re all the same

  • Duke The Rebel
    Duke The Rebel

    The one story about the religious family is exactly why I think people should not mess with those types of people, if your religious but not a nut job then you chill but if you like them then yikes.

  • ren
    ren

    "or go do your stupid laundry" HOW TF HE KNOW

  • Teejaay
    Teejaay

    That last one..... Hits home, too close... Only she decided to have an affair with half of FB

  • Katie Brown
    Katie Brown

    im doing laundry rn wtf!!! liked!!!

  • mike jones
    mike jones

    love the actors reading these! hire the last woman again she was great

  • JetSetHero
    JetSetHero

    13:11 The street fighter run back.... It made me laugh until I had tears rolling down my face 😂😂😂

  • Elliott Harris
    Elliott Harris

    Lmao the sudden background of wii boxing music

  • Jakub Voracek
    Jakub Voracek

    Thank god I’ve been trying to find a place I could buy 1000 KFC fire logs from

  • Ava Daugherty
    Ava Daugherty

    looking to commit arsen but hate the smell of burning homes? I know a guy.

  • Sam Mara
    Sam Mara

    he talked abt the second monitor and laundry thing and i felt so called out

  • Adri Anomaly
    Adri Anomaly

    The acting elevates this?? 💯 I’ve done theatre and voice work wooooo patron of the arts Noel Miller errrybodyyy

  • RR.STUDIOS ツ
    RR.STUDIOS ツ

    Me, An Insurance Company Watching this video: Woah How'd he know?

  • Coconut Boy
    Coconut Boy

    Funny ass video, but a bit bitter sweet, cause I just finished recording and editing a no cap all facts video.

  • WEFAbender6
    WEFAbender6

    I started paying attention around the tiffany's necklace story and was so confused cuz I'm like "how does this lady not look embarrassed over this" then saw that he hired these people 😂

  • Saibot216
    Saibot216

    Not gonna lie, I might prefer the hired actors more. There's a vibe and delivery that is just so good.

  • Artemis Woodfin
    Artemis Woodfin

    Here I am doing my stupid laundry..

  • Harli Kozak
    Harli Kozak

    the hired actors make this shit 100x funnier please keep this going

  • Ionuț-Florin Țuchel
    Ionuț-Florin Țuchel

    That ,,fresh cut” line got me dead

  • and Two
    and Two

    from al your dumb videos this was the funniest ones. :D i Just realize i enjoy others suffering and find it amusing. :/

  • Max Hoffmen
    Max Hoffmen

    I liked it before watching it...

  • 5c
    5c

    You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself read a a RayCon advert

  • Rachel White
    Rachel White

    I wanna talk with audio book lady so badly, her voice is amazing

  • I’m not Lol
    I’m not Lol

    Yo I have that shirt I’m happy other people know Virgil normal

  • Ali Diaz
    Ali Diaz

    the last actress sounds like the girl from bridgerton lol

  • Hamlet
    Hamlet

    Bro this shit had me crying I ain't even high yet.

  • Hamlet
    Hamlet

    7:20 just facts ain't no damn way her or her best friend know that your the one who wanted to take her to the amusement park.

  • MrGucciGabe
    MrGucciGabe

    My left Raycon broke

  • Zavier
    Zavier

    I agree, that person cost themselves their dignity. I hope they learned after they were a doormat, and worked towards not being one. I think the guy who got a circumcision for a girl is equally as stupid. If a girl is gonna break up with you over dick skin, she isn't worth it. Especially if he could have gotten one for free but had to pay outta pocket. C'mon man. She was literally looking for an excuse to leave, you said yes and got it done, and she was like "ugh i feel bad now" and stayed a couple extra months >.> straight up. That Christian story when its like "perfect family and everything" , they sounded creepy, and not perfect to most non-Christian people. The Christian homeschool group to me just sounds creepy and racist tbh.

  • Write Øff
    Write Øff

    Fucking bootleg Thoughty2 sounding ass 10:00

  • Ray
    Ray

    I thought the green screen McFlurry dude was a midroll ad trying to sell me on his self help scheme

  • Ray
    Ray

    The actors make them seem like Adult Swim bits. Im rolling. Please do more like this!!

  • Emily Ferguson
    Emily Ferguson

    you're telling me that with the twentysomething story, the woman cheated on her husband with his best friend & divorced him and THAT wasn't an "urge from the devil"? Adultery and breaking holy vows? jesus christ

  • Tornado8
    Tornado8

    why ia every person in this either gay or a transvestite

  • Tornado8
    Tornado8

    how did u and Cody end up getting a 80% female fanbase

  • a girl named brett
    a girl named brett

    a KFC fire log?! what marketing genius came up with that. 'that relationship introduced me to weed' lmao

  • Kaloyan Vankov
    Kaloyan Vankov

    pressed the like noel, next time u gotta give me a lil kiss on the forehead tho, only if u want tho I support consent ;)

  • maya johnson
    maya johnson

    I was literally going to do my laundry what the fuck

  • Cameron R
    Cameron R

    9:14 um says who 👀

  • Justin Orji
    Justin Orji

    I just want the OST for all these clips lmao. Noel did a bang-up job choosing just the right music

  • Andres Gonzalez
    Andres Gonzalez

    Is the first dude the one from the “hugh mongus” video?

  • r2micro373
    r2micro373

    "They whole ass had an intervention" perhaps worst aave of all time

  • An Omnomnomnivore
    An Omnomnomnivore

    I have tin t2s so I’m good with the raycons. With a fiio btr5 boom I’m Bluetooth, AND BALANCED IF I WANT TO!

  • Keenin Genaille
    Keenin Genaille

    Poggers guy