I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It
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We did it boys. When life gives you chickens, slap them till they're cooked.
This video took two full months of work, and I literally could not have done this without you -- seriously, thank you so much for your support. Please do me a solid and make sure you've got your notifications on for my channel -- I have some insane videos planned, and you're not gonna want to miss 'em :)
MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) sltoos.info/slow/Hk0IYEDJxQGQ-nbd3yP_KA.html
Another huge shoutout to Peter for letting me use his workshop for all of my obnoxiously loud testing: sltoos.info/slow/7yF9tV4xWEMZkel7q8La_w.html
And last but not least, shoutout to Ross for just generally helping out with so much of the original meat beater in addition to this one: sltoos.infovideos
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Zac Zabel, Domenick Brack, Zacary, and Sandra Hurlbert
#IWFBOM = It Won't Fail Because of Me.
SOURCES for graphs/charts:
www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/the-food-lab-complete-guide-to-sous-vide-chicken-breast.html (time/temp graph -- serious eats)
modernistcuisine.com/mc/for-a-great-summer-feast-cook-ahead-and-bring-extra-fat/ (time-temp chart, modernist cuisine)
Music from Epidemic Sound
Stock footage provided by Videvo, downloaded from www.videvo.net

#realitycheck (that's the name of this series)

  • Louis Weisz
    Louis Weisz

    This video has been over TWO MONTHS in the making, and I could not have done it without your support - thank you so much for subscribing, supporting, and following along throughout this project! When I made the first chicken slapper this channel had around 8,000 subscribers, so please consider this video my way of thanking you for taking this channel to over 300,000! We're just barely getting started here and I'm so excited for you to see all of the upcoming videos I've planned. Also, MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) Joel Creates: sltoos.info/slow/Hk0IYEDJxQGQ-nbd3yP_KA.html

    • Zach Schroeder
      Zach Schroeder

      You've made it Louis... you're on British satiric news: sltoos.info/for/nYp3lsqpiJ9enoo/video @41:00

    • Bipper420

      Scientifically wouldn't a chicken breast yield better results?

    • Colin Pretorius
      Colin Pretorius

      Remember me when your famous

    • Justin Miller
      Justin Miller

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* sltoos.info/for/umOotNCujKaluGU/video&.kssr

    • shock.


  • Albert Sebastian
    Albert Sebastian

    The dislikes are probably from vegans.

  • matzefisch

    okay let´s try with chicken soup

  • Jeff F
    Jeff F

    Yet when I choke my chicken I end up hungry

  • Damian Młynarski
    Damian Młynarski

    Yeah, but can it go 88mph? Errr...l mean 88'C?

  • Ratweechsausi Stanglwirt
    Ratweechsausi Stanglwirt

    That machine may also cbe able to stomp in shape 20 Snitzels per minute ⚒

  • Kyle Stoyko
    Kyle Stoyko

    Cooking with friction?

  • M And M
    M And M

    All these tests and he still didn't think to season the chicken......👪🏼

  • FEAR

    I wonder if gordon ramsay saw this video.

  • Akela Wolf Gaming
    Akela Wolf Gaming

    WHAT DID I CLICK ON???!!!!I😄😄😄😄

  • Augusto Estrada
    Augusto Estrada

    Does he just copiado the whole video technique that Mark Rover uses 😔

  • TheCinimaticMeets

    “Meat beater 9000”

  • smek 0879
    smek 0879

    It’s 2am and I’m watching some guy using a motorised slap machine to cook a chicken 😂

  • Cee Cee
    Cee Cee

    This is done with "Cigkofte" in turkey.

  • trex70

    I like your content, but the sticker "Guns save lives". Realy?

  • The Reaper
    The Reaper

    This is insane haha! Man when that arm broke for the 2nd time at the motor I tell ya, I'd be done! Good job though, yay science!

  • James Chartrand
    James Chartrand

    Buddy, you need a welder. No more wood. Use 1/4" steel arm, 1/2" structural bolt (not continuous thread) and it's gonna be skookum

  • SY

    That poor chicken…

  • DEWAGE 83
    DEWAGE 83

    I always love these long process science videos. Amazing content man!

  • Andrea Bailey
    Andrea Bailey

    Try hard mark rober

  • juven pedrajas
    juven pedrajas

    This guy: proves that you can cook stuff by slapping it Some random youtube channel: And i took that personally

  • Nathaniel Miller
    Nathaniel Miller

    Yaas to White Board of Knowledge

  • Tortue CH
    Tortue CH

    I'm just here to read jokes about F***ing machines. Don't mind me.

  • Michael Fair
    Michael Fair

    Lol he named it the meat beater😅

  • Nathan Pozzuto
    Nathan Pozzuto

    That’s going to be tender

  • Nitrous 'n Sour
    Nitrous 'n Sour

    No chicken were hurt during th..... Well ...

  • Miles Burrell
    Miles Burrell

    This chicken’s virginity is gone

  • Mr_McNugget_Man

    This is 100000000000% mark rober’s son in secret change my mind

  • Fleety Le Bunga
    Fleety Le Bunga

    It would've been more environmentally responsible to order door dash and pay with bit coin. Never mind , bon apatite from the developing world where your egoic flexes for a 13 minute video would feed several families for a month. I just added that for perspective incase you feel inclined to become a virtue signaller in the future

  • Yuri bn
    Yuri bn

    David Moyes machine

  • Guilherme Clemente Machado
    Guilherme Clemente Machado

    Davie504 approved this video

  • Cool Cool
    Cool Cool

    I tryed this myself but I didn't have any chicken so I did it on my self Bad idea

  • Ash!!

    Ahh hello salmonella

  • tron3entertainment

    No slapped potatoes?

  • dolly slave
    dolly slave

    Spent all that money but can't afford a knife and fork.

  • Ricardo Colompar
    Ricardo Colompar

    U sound like Chris from mr beast

  • Aighty

    This reminds me of a mix between Mark Robers vids and Micheal reeves ideas

  • Muhammad afnan
    Muhammad afnan

    Keep on improving.. you can later on sell the idea to McDonald's, as a new expensive delicacy.

  • Muhammad afnan
    Muhammad afnan

    Now you will understand that microwave oven is indeed a great invention..

  • υмвяα ʝєαииє
    υмвяα ʝєαииє

    This was a waste of time.

  • Brendan

    "guns save lives" = DISLIKE

  • Oneofdazzz

    if a chicken could be cooked by slaps, could it then be cooked twice as fast if the slap arms were stationary and the chicken bounced off of two arms?

  • Mysterious Person
    Mysterious Person

    This came up in my suggested videos. I love it

  • MortalJoviality

    The meat beater

  • Harshit Mehta
    Harshit Mehta

    Just cook it in the pan man

  • Phil

    So my mom tried to cook me back then?!

    • M Ridlon
      M Ridlon


  • Isak The Baron
    Isak The Baron

    In less than a year this technology will be at every artisan restaurant and will be the "best" way to cook chicken. The new sous vide.

  • Something_to_appease_Google

    we don’t cook meat to make it safer to eat. raw meat is perfectly safe to eat. I once ate 6 month rotten meat. Nastiest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth, like a thousand needles stabbing my tongue. When I’d open my mouth I’d fill whichever room I was in with the smell of death. I didn’t die though. We cook meat specifically to make it taste better, that’s it. Raw meat is bland and boring whereas cooked meat with spices is rich and delicious, it’s as simple as that.

  • Olivia Lemaire
    Olivia Lemaire

    Very cool, but the Sub to Pewdiepie sign in the back 😬

  • JC Z
    JC Z

    Don’t let Davie504 find out about this 👀

  • parrottsquawk

    Best sponsor integration into fantastically creative content that I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

  • ZacharyL

    9:17 When Asian parent's kids get a B

  • David Matthews
    David Matthews

    McSlap, not for vegans...

  • Ultra Introvert
    Ultra Introvert

    the Goons sent me

  • MuñozDrummer

    make sure you tell me when you are about to c... 1:56

  • Ian Nebraska
    Ian Nebraska

    Had me convinced until he said "Meat Beater"


    have multiple slappers

  • Greg Hentz
    Greg Hentz

    What about a vibration table? A different form of friction

  • Yusuf Mingazov
    Yusuf Mingazov

    What’s the point of this ?

  • Obie Oasas
    Obie Oasas

    man this guys electric bill... fuck

  • Tut Fish
    Tut Fish

    He is so smart and he uses it to slap a chicken

  • LunaT00N

    I saw a meme about slapping chicken to cook. I am at peace, knowing the reality of chicken slapping. Thank you.

  • T5646766

    FUCK hello fresh! So much plastic waste!

  • King Golem
    King Golem

    Can u do how many slaps to cook a cow?

  • Roroyui Mi
    Roroyui Mi

    I like yo cut g but undertale version

  • 1MF

    He's wearing the Mars yard test shoe too 😍 L&S just off of that

  • Colin_Russell

    Who here because of soup?

  • wooden chair
    wooden chair

    11:55 I just love this chat (u got to be polish to understand this) also JD

  • Garrett Watts
    Garrett Watts

    Doing gods work. Bless you.

    • Aris

      omg i didn't expect to see you here. can't wait for the next sweet boys podcast and ur 90's inspired room! love all u do

    • Meme King
      Meme King

      You have an account on youtube

  • Ccmire On The Beat
    Ccmire On The Beat

    Soup brought me here lmao

  • Atomic Waste
    Atomic Waste

    Basically michael reeves without the crack

  • spisyboios

    Beating meat to another level

  • MadBunnyRabbit

    Wait, wasnt there a different company that would sponsore youtubers a few years back that did the exact same thing but went under? I guess with covid and what not people are more likely to sign up, but still...

  • Jarrett Wheatley
    Jarrett Wheatley

    ....so, that’s an unusual pot roast

  • ymax

    momento mori anyone?

    • Jiro McConnell
      Jiro McConnell

      Unus Annus

  • An Interesting Penguin
    An Interesting Penguin

    Random question, but how much does this machine weigh?

  • josh portie
    josh portie

    Celcius is actually less useful for science because the degrees cover a larger scale. Its less precise without going into the extreme decimals.

  • Victor Marley
    Victor Marley

    make an Air Slapper with a subwoofer

  • Ferenc Marcell Pályi
    Ferenc Marcell Pályi

    Amazing. I don't know anything about science or engineering but the way you deliver it is so easy to follow that I feel like a physicist myself

  • Satya Pasupuleti
    Satya Pasupuleti

    Humans really lost value for life

  • Electricpotato 123
    Electricpotato 123

    Tell me you’re bored in lockdown, without telling me you’re bored in lockdown:

  • tony

    dude do u hav a lazy eye? (dont mean to be rude just interested cos i watched all thye vids on the projects and noticed it)

  • Varga Vince
    Varga Vince

    CHICKENS watching this : 🤭😳😳

  • Jesse Miller
    Jesse Miller

    Love that he points out that food can be pasteurized at a lower temp if cooked long enough. Many people don’t know that but I’ve learned it when learning to cook food via sous vide.

  • wetpu 357
    wetpu 357

    Davie504 APPROVED 👍

  • Karim Sydney
    Karim Sydney

    Wasting all this energy. You should feel guilty

  • Max

    Bacteria getting murderized by slaps be like: *Oh god please kill me already!*

  • el guaripolo
    el guaripolo

    4:45 It's dangerous to eat raw meat... we should just go vegan.

  • el guaripolo
    el guaripolo

    No excuse for abuse, Let's Go Vegan🍎

  • Instrumedley

    Lets face it, mechanical sex machines probably had a lot to do with the inspiration. Slapping, instead of choking your chicken lol

  • Waxsoda61774308


  • Yogesh Rao
    Yogesh Rao

    Someone send this to Gordon Ramsay 😂

  • LouStew


  • Jimmy Ibbetson
    Jimmy Ibbetson

    Davie 501 would be proud

  • CellarOrcs

    You watch that video proving how not real this is?


    This why wing stop take so long 😂

  • Benjamin Deverell
    Benjamin Deverell

    why.... why did you name it the meat beater 9001, my sides are destroyed.

  • Phantom Airsoft
    Phantom Airsoft

    It’s time to go to sleep now

  • Julian Lamprecht
    Julian Lamprecht

    Davie504 is proud of you


    Flash needs to do this on a thx giving episode

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