HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE | Payday 2 Stoic Perk Deck
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  • All I feel is pain
    All I feel is pain

    When you get 10% off on free

    • Reese Davis
      Reese Davis

      They just give you the company

    • Joe Phin
      Joe Phin

      Your Username Is not very stoic

    • Kane Lauth
      Kane Lauth

      Music 592 beer which are you are better

    • Kane Lauth
      Kane Lauth

      When I drink beer that makes no sense

    • CommanderButter
      CommanderButter

      It pays you to buy it

  • Creed Cogburn
    Creed Cogburn

    Every time i now hear a disposable camera i have cloaker ptsd

  • Big Bang Attack
    Big Bang Attack

    Damn you guys must love your dying livers

  • Owen OSullivan
    Owen OSullivan

    7:44 when the quiet kid comes to school late

  • Isopod man
    Isopod man

    i love how the brother grimms got fucking smited by the devs after this, rip 40 rounds of continuous shotgun fire

  • Supreme Seregios
    Supreme Seregios

    Bulldozer: You're up against the wall, and I AM THE FUCKING WALL. Also Bulldozer: *becomes the wall*

  • EXTRA T H I C C
    EXTRA T H I C C

    0:54 *When the bulldozer said they are the wall,they weren’t joking*

  • Kajetan Rosik
    Kajetan Rosik

    "wet metal" is this a jixaw reference?

  • Willner Kullberg 06
    Willner Kullberg 06

    OVE9000 more like OVER 9000!!!

  • Gunslinger Death
    Gunslinger Death

    7:44 6 dozers dozing and!

  • Gray Fox
    Gray Fox

    Badger the word stoic basically describes me and my Grandmother, I kid you not my Grandmother walked on a broken hip for about 2 days before she had my Grandfather take her to the hospital because the pain was so bad, as for me I was diagnosed with cancer at 8 years old (I’m 25 now) but I’ve had three back surgeries and 3 years of chemotherapy and a month of radiation the only time I complained was my last surgery where I got rods put into my spine. The first thing I said when I woke up was “Kill me" because I had never felt that much pain in my life and I was on morphine.

  • Killer Cross
    Killer Cross

    That clip of the drone was cencored? Damn yt making things less funny and less sence

  • Pickle Soda
    Pickle Soda

    Why is the vampire mask from jojo in payday 2?

  • Big Boi
    Big Boi

    Stoics hip flask

  • The Trashmann
    The Trashmann

    You should try Grinder and go back on the grind

  • That bloody spy
    That bloody spy

    Hold up I know at infamy 22 you aren't doing overkill

  • That bloody spy
    That bloody spy

    My man's just get a stone mask mod on modworkshop.com literally full of payday 2 mods

  • Connor Strother
    Connor Strother

    He os the fuking wall 0:40

  • Jin Giog
    Jin Giog

    Wait you 200 lb I thought you were like a hundred damn you skinny

  • Ok
    Ok

    Soon the stoic perk deck might as well be ultimate life form

  • Spooncraver
    Spooncraver

    "You're up against the wall, and I am the FUCKING WALL" *quoted by "The fucking Wall" during a jarring encounter with the cool-aid man*

  • Ryan Mcfeeters
    Ryan Mcfeeters

    Bulldozer was telling the truth, he really is the wall

  • EAT YOUR CEREAL
    EAT YOUR CEREAL

    1:31 how are any of these ill effects

  • No Wuckin Furries
    No Wuckin Furries

    Sweet liquor eases the bain

  • Korbin Stansbery
    Korbin Stansbery

    Comically large spoon when

  • cyberg gos
    cyberg gos

    still no one talking about the fact that bajur used an Kamen rider meme? xD

  • Safouane chahbari
    Safouane chahbari

    I want to see badger use the akimbo krinkovs

  • PoTayToCrisps
    PoTayToCrisps

    If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo-boos, then alcohol should fix inside boo-boos

  • Ajc 7575
    Ajc 7575

    Did the us military copy claim the footage of Brian and his warcrimemobile?

  • Ajc 7575
    Ajc 7575

    Wait... Drone operators drink fucking gæmær ßüppß?

  • Ajc 7575
    Ajc 7575

    1:54 I feel like that would help tho

  • Ajc 7575
    Ajc 7575

    0:33 is that a reference to a singular fucking voice line?

  • Vongola Di Cielo
    Vongola Di Cielo

    I would love to see you attempt the car job it would probably fail but be entertaining

  • Colby Patton
    Colby Patton

    duke in lore: refined, classy, deep knowledge of codes, ancient history, and a knack for thinking things through badger’s duke: local drunk massacres police force with handheld anti-air cannons while somehow still drinking

  • D6 Animations
    D6 Animations

    The dozer is now literally the wall.

  • Brian Anderson
    Brian Anderson

    Its super sad when you get sponsored and show the Drone Operator launching a drone only for SLtoos censoring for no reason WHAT SO EVER

  • killerxpvg
    killerxpvg

    was 3:45 always blurred out? i havent watched this video since it came out so i cant remember

    • so basically im monke
      so basically im monke

      I was originally unblurred idk why it's censored now

    • so basically im monke
      so basically im monke

      Nope.

  • Lord Tachanka
    Lord Tachanka

    I guess the Dozer *is* the fucking wall.

  • Funny Valentine
    Funny Valentine

    They actually put a Rick and morty reference

  • a content maker
    a content maker

    *i dont think thats supposed to go there*

  • Probably Astolfo!
    Probably Astolfo!

    Me on round 5 of zombies: **5 b u l l e t s l e f t**

  • The chinpanzer
    The chinpanzer

    0:52 he did it he evolved into a wall he completed his dreams he became the wall

  • Fager
    Fager

    Why did he suddenly cencor the drone scene

  • Ryan Jenn
    Ryan Jenn

    YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND IM THE.... Enters the wall.me"i mean he isn't lying"

  • Rayquaza17 2737
    Rayquaza17 2737

    Just tried this perk deck (it’s fucking awesome)

  • Alx_Tox
    Alx_Tox

    Badger mind explaining urself why tf is the drone bit missing, did the fucking army got in touch

  • Hellcore
    Hellcore

    Ive never played payday at all but i think a literal EXPLOSION on a human beings body with or without body armor should do alot of damage with the ragdoll like a literal 12 guage is stronger than a explosion on a body

  • Phoenix Commander
    Phoenix Commander

    I can’t help but rewatch just for the perfect timing of voice lines from Warhammer, COH 1 and 2, CSGO, and more in all of your videos. My only question is why I haven’t heard the voice lines of our holy prophet Dr. Thrax and his soldiers from Command and Conquer Generals

  • Jeremy Hubbert
    Jeremy Hubbert

    Stoic is a better version of demoman from tf2

  • YO JACOB
    YO JACOB

    btw your appose to not fill gfuel all the way just half way that explains your OD problem

  • Chandler Daye
    Chandler Daye

    His mask is just one really big JoJos reference

  • Jordan Milligan
    Jordan Milligan

    Why did you have to censor the drone launch? It used to not be censored when the video first came out so why is it now?

  • Bryton Holt
    Bryton Holt

    Who else heard the Johnny test reference

  • Temmiegamer GG
    Temmiegamer GG

    0.56 he was the wall

  • LordShaxYT -
    LordShaxYT -

    0:53 he became the wall

  • R34PR
    R34PR

    Not AGAIN

  • Astro man
    Astro man

    Wtf, the part where badger shows a drone getting launched is censored??

  • THAT00F
    THAT00F

    I think he got censored by the us on the drone part lmao

  • The Rat With a knife
    The Rat With a knife

    The bulldozer was not lying. He was the fucking wall.

  • CheekyBadger999 Gaming
    CheekyBadger999 Gaming

    If you subscribe to me your a true badger

  • Marquezchris 203
    Marquezchris 203

    Bro badger hasn’t heard of the izmha 12 shotgun he doesn’t know what real power is

  • Clark Loeffler
    Clark Loeffler

    That "stone mask" on his character model is from JoJo part 2. By that logic, he has become the god of gods and the ultimate lifeform through sheer liquor.

  • vincent Dottellis
    vincent Dottellis

    Every time I try to watch the surveillance drone part it’s blurry

  • SirFryStirFry
    SirFryStirFry

    What restaurant serves meat in sled form cause I need this in my life

  • Jordan Taylor
    Jordan Taylor

    0:53 I AM THE F***ING WALL

  • Garys Mail
    Garys Mail

    Part of me misses Payday 2 the other part still remembers just grinding to try to level up and when I remember that I just sit back down and say maybe later

  • floof birb
    floof birb

    i like the touch that he's wearing the stone mask because duke's mask is a stone mask

  • Robert Lemon
    Robert Lemon

    Badger do you dip tobacco

  • metal Galaxy
    metal Galaxy

    Is that a JoJo reference

  • Arct!c
    Arct!c

    Drone a blurred

  • Dylan SHIRLEY
    Dylan SHIRLEY

    0:30 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

  • BucketSss.12. V
    BucketSss.12. V

    That bulldozer became the wall.

  • SkYRIMdstryer19 the Warlord
    SkYRIMdstryer19 the Warlord

    I'm surprised that you haven't seen Hockey Heat or The Gage Blade masks

  • Omega Sonic
    Omega Sonic

    Well i guess he is the wall

  • cudlebear64
    cudlebear64

    In some parts of the vid he uses a model of a dude with the jojo stone mask and I want to know if that mask is in the game or not

  • Nicholas Jordan
    Nicholas Jordan

    Um the drone part is blurred They didn't want you to see the predetermined missiles

  • no nerds
    no nerds

    00:50, Dozer:Your up against the wall and i am the f**king wal- *becomes the wall* Russianbager:NOT again!

  • Disco Unicorn
    Disco Unicorn

    I can imagine some hs dropout using UAVs with pred missiles drinking this

  • Red Ruski
    Red Ruski

    Randy, I am the liquor

  • American Slav
    American Slav

    Mmm the drone is censored

  • Scorched Mindset
    Scorched Mindset

    Can't believe I took this long to realize hes wearing the fucking jojo mask

  • caslbravo
    caslbravo

    In Texas its a duel system because they both have a gun.

  • Sharp Dragon
    Sharp Dragon

    I need more

  • Ricky Shicky
    Ricky Shicky

    0:52 I mean,He did say he was The wall

  • Phantom Aviator
    Phantom Aviator

    YOU SAY TUNGUSKA BUT SHOW A GEPARD

  • Hindoto gaming
    Hindoto gaming

    Teddy Roosevelt had the stoic perk deck equipped when he got shot

  • DOOM SLAYER
    DOOM SLAYER

    Cunsum our product This is a threat

  • Gabriel Goulart
    Gabriel Goulart

    0:54 bulldozer is not wrong

  • My bread Is warm
    My bread Is warm

    3:54 wtf is there 3 condoms next to a cup

  • Ronan Slootsky
    Ronan Slootsky

    "Your up against the wall and I am the goddamn wall!" Becomes the wall

  • Sadistic Hemorrhage
    Sadistic Hemorrhage

    What if akimbo shotguns with the Hitman perk deck?

  • Phone Man
    Phone Man

    Honestly not as effective on console.

  • MLGKINGSUPERGODZILLA BAHAMUT, THE DIVINE DRACONIAN
    MLGKINGSUPERGODZILLA BAHAMUT, THE DIVINE DRACONIAN

    14:06 a man of kamen rider I see.

  • Weeb Maskman
    Weeb Maskman

    HEE HEE CLOAKER.

  • Jason Stallings
    Jason Stallings

    That dozer took you are facing the wall and I am the f**ing wall a little too literally

  • Sentry K.
    Sentry K.

    Guess the Dozer wasn't joking about being the wall

  • ClassicalGamer2
    ClassicalGamer2

    Jimmy is my favorite character it’s just great when he throws on his mask

  • optimoose Jones
    optimoose Jones

    Wait was that a trailer park boys reference badjur?

  • Khiem Trinh
    Khiem Trinh

    That bulldozer took that one voiceline too literally.

  • Olivia Kasza
    Olivia Kasza

    He is the ultimate life form

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