Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)
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We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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Cereal mascot... More like serial killer!!!
#sadcaptin
Anyone a against mat pat should not go on Twitter
Love this channel, though I would like a theory on the fact that chip bags are mostly air and have about a few chips to eat.
He is a literally a cereal mascot I don’t eat the cereal but still he is a mascot who cares
My captain crunch went soggy in 5 min
Commander Crunch if he was in the US Navy
Your right he isn’t a captain he is a capn
He's not guilty of anything. He is a Cap'n, NOT a Captain.
Good thing I have never eaten Cap’n Crunch. I would have been literally MISERABLE if I ate the cereal of a Criminal.
I just gave bright cellars to my dad as a b-day 🎁
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Dude it’s just cereal..
There is one imposter among Us
Omg
When the captain is sus:
We are talking about a cartoon character right?
Still gonna eat them
Hi, how are you? A good video, thanks for sharing. Have an awesome day!
this supid is just food eat it not make a cearl therisres
nobody gonna mention that his insignia makes him "commander crunch"? edit: he mentions this, but im keeping this because screw it, too lazy for deletion lmao
You could've also mentioned the "PACT Act" which makes animal cruelty a federal felony, and is punishable up to seven years in federal prison.
You should do Tony the Tiger next. I hate Tony the Tiger with a burning passion! Also, I never had the captain’s cereal before.
Never realized Cap’n Crunch had so much lore. 🤯
MatPat, Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch is not a real person, which is why he's not in military records in our world, and his world is a made up world in which he lives in, complete at the control of his creators and advertisers, so maybe there's alternate realities or something, since the creators could very easily add in time travel and alternate realities and make it cannon to counter this video, also, in Cap'n Crunch's world, 3 stripes could very well mean Captain, and if not, he would eventually assume the title seeing how he's been moving up the ranks, so unless you can get some proof that nothing supernatural is gonna show up and be made cannon, this video is just speculation, except the murder part, the Jean Lefoot thing was messed up.
AMOGUS
im never eating "captain" crunch again ._.
Cacpten cruch is sus????? 😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😱😱
Other places: has cereal with backstories Me: my place only have 5 cereals and none of them own their own story;-;
but... its a cartoon
i thought that you are saying captain crunch is a commander
PLEASE MATPAT PLEASE thiz iz a joke captain crunch is a cartoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
F in the chat for my dog, sea dog
Commander Crunch doesn't sound like that bad of a name, honestly.
I am giving him win
*amogus*
I love the intro
Commander Crunch 🤔
HE SAID IMPOSTOR IN THE TITLE!!! OMG AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US XDDDDDDD XDDDDDDD DEAD BODY REPORTED! DEAD BODY REPORTED! RED SUS! RED SUS! RED WAS NOT THE IMPOSTOR LULLLLLL! VERY BASED AMONG US! XDDDD
@Reyes AMONG US!!! :DDD DD DD
FART NOISES! DRIP! FNAF! ANGRY BIRDS! PIG SUS!!!1!1!! FART NOISES!!!! IMPOSTER FART!!!!
if they wanted to they could just change his design alittle to make him a real captain,but I guess it's not a huge issue for creator of the mascot to change the design,give mr crunch a promotion dammit XD and wow I don't even remember the dog or the kids,they clearly grew up and bailed
Come on it’s a cereal mascot
so true
So no one's gonna mention the blue Luftwaffe uniform? 3:30
I still like Captain crunch cereal but when I eat it with milk it’s not even crunchy anymore
Looks like Captain Crunch is a serial killer get it serial killer serial
How dare you I was just loving Captain crunch (except when It got soggy)
He has cereal and has camited three crimes so do dud dat make him a cereal killer
Looks like Cap'n Crunch might be a *cereal* killer!
I think almost everyone who went through a Sssniperwolf-Azzyland-ReactionTime-Kyutie faze knew the fact that Cap'n Crunch isn't a captain and is in fact commander crunch
Long live the King Vitamin
Jesus loves you
This is all to prove that Cap N, Crunch is not a captain.
I love and prefer soggy cereal
Maybe capn just didnt wanna tell everyone that sea dog died dogs and maybe the kids just grew up maybe capn tweeted it before he knew he was dead/dying
I just noticed that it says “matdonalds” in the intro and I’m here for it
#Whereseedog?? I smell cap
I knew it it's Blue i told ya
The intro happened so fast I couldn’t process it
This ruined my childhood
hes a commander not a captain
Horatio is kinda sus, let's vote him out.
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Lol
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Captain Crunch has the texture of very malleable gravel but I love it
When captain’s sus 😯😯
Sus
Lmao omg I live for this
If he has owns a boat he is considered a captain just not military
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Serial mascot
no offence but this is the sans is ness of food theory
when the captain crunch is sus!!!1!!!1 😳
Can we cancel "captain" haratio magellan crunch
Step aside Crunchy boy. I'm invested In jean LaFoote’s cereal
It should be commander crunch
YES I AGREE #WHERE'SSEADOG?
:/
everyone in the comments:captain crunch sucks
#Where'sSeaDog
He's a commander
captain crunch isn't even a captain, since of the lines on his uniform
i mean commander crunch does sound more cachty
This is for you sea dog wherever you are hope your tail is still wagging HOooooooooooooOoOoOoooOOOOooOooOoOoOOOoooOwwwWWWwwwwlllL
guess commander crunch is a cereal killer.
I like the idea, but I know that it's not true because otherwise every single dead body on NCIS would be stolen valor
He’s a commander
I used to love capten crunch ;-;
Ok game theory was good film theory is also good but food theory wth
'Cappin' Crunch.
He is a "Cereal" Killer
This is why I only eat colossal berry crunch 😤 nunna dat glass shard nonsense
This Cap’n’s 🧢’n
I like soggy cereal i didn’t know everybody hated soggy cereal
*3 strips I mean
When I see captain crunch has like 1,2 and 3 strips on his shirt and then another year he has 4 strips because why because people keep saying his not a captain should we change captain crunch into commander crunch because he has 4 strips at his shirt
Why is this a thing there not even real people...mm
I can see why commander crunch is lying, Captain crunch sounds way better than commander crunch
the voice acting of captain crunch was so WHOLE back in the day also, i'm pretty sure jean lafoot has either a Russian or German accent
Ummm maybe Jon le foot has just lost his phone or just forgot the password for his account
(8:42) Shouldn't have said hit the waves.
He’s not a captain, he’s a cap’n
I’m if they really shut the feral down for this that would be kind of stupid